I_hate_capitalists

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
windewehn
homokommari

america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here

homokommari

if i got rescued by a superhero id be like "theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really wanna help me". if a magical girl rescued me id be like "thank u girl, good luck on ur math test!"

homokommari

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oh but if spiderman saved me i'd be like "thank u boy, good luck on ur math test!"

spiderman is a magical girl
windewehn
nanons

Pat, you’ve got to stop doing this to me. We are not a thing, we are not even friends. That’s right. How can we be friends when our parents despire one another. How can we be friends if we live next door to each other yet can’t even talk? How can we be friends if we have to compete against one another in everything? You know what? When you were away, I was so damn happy. I didn’t have to compete against you. I wasn’t being paranoid. I didn’t need to know what your GPA was. I didn’t need to know which sports you were involved in. But guess what?It was so depressingly loney for me. What we have now, what should we call it? If we’re not enemies, do you think we can be friends? Why? Do you want us to be friends? No.
BAD BUDDY THE SERIES (2021)